Air Freshener

You know those spray bottles of air freshener? Those aerosol bottles? The only place in my house I ever use those is in the bathroom. I leave a can of the stuff on the counter or on the back of the toilet so that if ever anyone takes a massive dump, they can spray some out to mask the horrid odor. I think it's rude NOT to have some sort of odor-masking aerosol spray in one's bathroom, particularly for guests. I would never spray those aerosol chemicals anyplace other than in the bathroom because the chemicals poison the indoor air.

Anyway today I was at Wal-Mart and, it being close to the holiday time they've put out these "seasonal" aerosol flavours. I noticed some were like "Pumpkin Pie" or "Cinnamon Chocolate Bun" or "Cranberry" or whatever other smells are associated with delicious holiday food. Well, I was laughing thinking of someone leaving a can of Pumpkin Pie aerosol spray in their washroom to be sprayed out to mask the odor of someone's huge dump. Imagine that after taking a massive shit, the air has been so befouled that it's necessary to dispatch the fetid odor with a commercial aerosol spray. You reach for the can and press the nozzle, sending pumpkin pie smell into the air to mingle with the smell of your rancid feces. As you leave the washroom, the smell of your disgusting shit mixed with the sweet pumpkin pie odor slowly wafts out the open bathroom door... permeating the house... will this not ruin the thought of pumkin pie forevermore for you??? Furthermore, will you not come to associate the smell of pumpkin pie, after some time, with feces since you continually smell the both odors in conjunction??? It just don't make sense to buy these food-scented sprays! Why poison your indoor air with those chemicals, and they don't make sense to use in the bathroom either! "Cinnamon Buns" and poop odor? I think not!!