The Remains Weren't Moving...

Found this article about a missing scuba diver, found dead after 26 years.

Some choice comments left by posters:

SpackMan writes:

"Sorry to be gross, but wouldn't the sea critters got him? Perhaps they just found the suit?"

Makes perfect sense. Let's close out the case on the diver who disappeared 26 years ago after finding a loose scuba suit. Case closed, mystery solved! The family will be so pleased!

Canucklehead64 writes:

"One way the remains were identified was by way of the injuries he had suffered in a previous car accident that caused him to be confined to a wheelchair."

I decided to add my mirthful commentary in reply:

"How is it possible that his remains were identified using his injury? The remains weren't moving, so how do we know they were paralyzed from the chest down???"

Why did so many people thumb me down???

Waterdog & TrueBaDoor are on the same wavelength, as each respectively writes:

"its true what the other guy says.....The nets have been in the water since 1985?."

and...

"I'm perplexed... the nets remained in the water unobserved for over 25 years? Or the nets got hauled out and nobody noticed a scuba diver? "

LOL. Just LOL.